Hello, and welcome to Area 49. You are now entering the mind of Matt Patus. This page isn't necessarily here for your entertainment. It is here for ME to state my opinions and speak my mind. You can decide if you like it or not, but I personally don't care. Therefore, if you are one of those people that is going to send me nasty letters about anything on this page, here is a button just for you:

Otherwise, here is a button for those of you who are not afraid to learn something new, even if it hurts. It should also be noted that the opinions and statements on this page are not necessarily those of The XLIX Network or Fireclaw Web Productions. Enjoy your stay.